Are you a teacher? Because you just made my heart skip to the head of the class.

I must be homework, because I’m hard and you’ll probably do me on your kitchen table tonight.

You must teach geography, because you’ve got my world spinning.

Are you grading papers? Because you’re giving me all A’s in attraction.

I’d sit in the front row of your class just to get a better view of perfection.

You must be a teacher because you’ve got class written all over you.

Are you a substitute? Because you’re definitely replacing all my other matches.

I must be a student loan because I’ve got interest in you that’s growing every day.

You teach chemistry? Because we’ve definitely got some reactions happening here.

Are you tenure? Because I want to commit to you for life.

I’d raise my hand for you any day of the week.

You must be a lesson plan because you’ve got my full attention.

Are you a pop quiz? Because you caught me completely off guard in the best way.

I must be detention because I want to spend extra time with you.

You’re like the best teacher – making everything interesting, even the boring stuff.

Are you a field trip? Because being with you would be an adventure.

I must be a chalkboard because I want you to write your number on me.

You teach English? Because you’ve got me at a loss for words.

Are you summer vacation? Because I’ve been waiting all year for you.

I’d take night classes just to see you after hours.

You must be a textbook because I can’t put you down.

Are you parent-teacher conference? Because I want to discuss our future together.

I must be a pencil because you make all my mistakes erasable.

You’re like the school bell – you make my heart skip a beat.

Are you extra credit? Because you’re definitely worth the extra effort.

You must teach kindergarten because you make me feel young at heart.

Are you story time? Because I could listen to you all day.

You’re like recess – the best part of my day.

I must be finger paint because I want to leave my mark on your heart.

You teach first grade? Because you’re teaching me how to love again.

Are you a crayon? Because you color my world bright.

I must be show-and-tell because I want to share everything with you.

You’re like chocolate milk – sweet and makes everything better.

Are you a gold star? Because you’re exactly what I’ve been working toward.

I must be arts and crafts because I’m falling apart without you.

You’re like the playground – fun, exciting, and I never want to leave.

Are you naptime? Because you make me feel peaceful.

I must be a lunch box because I want to be packed with your love.

You’re like a field day – competitive, fun, and unforgettable.

Are you the alphabet? Because you complete my A-Z.

I must be a juice box because I want to be your favorite treat.

You’re like circle time – bringing everyone together, especially me to you.

Are you a library book? Because I want to check you out.

I must be glitter because I want to stick to you forever.

You teach second grade? Because you’re second to none.

Are you a butterfly chart? Because you track my transformation around you.

I must be a busy bee because I’m buzzing with excitement over you.

You’re like a snow day – unexpected but absolutely wonderful.

Are you a sticker chart? Because you reward me just by existing.

I must be a backpack because I want to carry all your dreams.

Just like you grade papers, you’ve graded my heart – and it’s an A+.

If flirting were a subject, you’d definitely be the department head.

You must have office hours because I need some one-on-one tutoring.

Are you lesson planning? Because you’ve planned your way into my thoughts.

I must be a late assignment because I can’t get you off my mind.

You’re like a coffee break between classes – exactly what I need.

Are you grading on a curve? Because you’re setting the standard high.

I must be a whiteboard because I want you to write your number on me.

You teach night school? Because you keep me up thinking about you.

Are you a faculty meeting? Because I want to discuss us privately.

I must be a student ID because I want to be identified with you.

You’re like tenure review – nerve-wracking but totally worth it.

Are you a desk drawer? Because I want to keep you close.

I must be a hall pass because I want permission to see you.

You’re like the teacher’s lounge – exclusive and exactly where I want to be.

Are you a gradebook? Because you’re keeping track of all my best moments.

I must be school supplies because you make me feel essential.

You’re like a snow day text – the message I’ve been hoping to receive.

Are you weekend homework? Because I want to spend my free time on you.

I must be a conference call because I want to connect with you professionally.

You’re like summer break – a beautiful pause I’ve been waiting for.

Are you a substitute plan? Because you’re perfectly prepared for anything.

I must be a red pen because I want to make lasting marks in your life.

You’re like the first day of school – exciting and full of possibilities.

Are you a lesson objective? Because you’re exactly what I’m trying to achieve.

I must be a fire drill because you make my heart race uncontrollably.

You’re like the school cafeteria – not always pretty but somehow irresistible.

Are you a locker combination? Because I can’t figure you out but I keep trying.

I must be a tardy slip because I’m always running late to impress you.

You’re like a pop quiz – unexpected but you reveal how much I don’t know.

Are you detention? Because I’d break rules just to spend time with you.

I must be a hall monitor because I want to keep watch over you.

You’re like the senior parking lot – exclusive and worth the wait.

Are you a guidance counselor? Because you’re helping me figure out my future.

I must be a yearbook because I want to capture all our memories together.

You’re like prom night – expensive but absolutely worth every penny.

Are you a school nurse? Because you make everything feel better.

I must be a report card because I want your parents to be proud of me.

You’re like a snow day – rare, exciting, and makes everyone happy.

Are you a school mascot? Because you’ve got serious spirit.

I must be a vending machine because I want to give you what you need.

You’re like graduation day – the accomplishment I’ve been working toward.

Are you a substitute teacher? Because you’re filling a void I didn’t know existed.

I must be a school bus because I want to take you places.

You’re like the school bell – you signal the start of something great.

Are you a fire extinguisher? Because you put out all my other interests.

I must be a lost student because I need you to show me the way.

You’re like senior skip day – rebellious and absolutely worth the risk.

Are you a permission slip? Because I need your approval to proceed.

I must be a school fundraiser because I’m trying to raise something special with you.

You must teach anatomy because you know exactly where to touch my heart.

Are you a private tutor? Because I need some personal instruction.

I must be your favorite student because I always come prepared.

You teach health class? Because you’re making me feel things I can’t explain.

Are you after-school activities? Because I want to stay late with you.

I must be extra credit because I’m willing to do whatever it takes.

You’re like a closed-door meeting – exclusive and exactly what I want.

Are you a practical exam? Because I want to show you what I’ve learned.

I must be your gradebook because I want you to fill me with good marks.

You teach driver’s ed? Because you’re taking me for a ride.

Are you a research project? Because I want to explore you thoroughly.

I must be your favorite lesson because you keep coming back to me.

You’re like tenure – a commitment I’m ready to make long-term.

Are you a lab experiment? Because I want to see what happens when we mix.

I must be your coffee mug because I want you to grab me first thing in the morning.

You teach psychology? Because you’re messing with my mind in all the right ways.

Are you a thesis defense? Because I’m ready to argue my case with you.

I must be your desk chair because I want to support you all day long.

You’re like a sabbatical – the break from routine I desperately need.

Are you continuing education? Because I want to keep learning from you.

I must be your favorite pen because you reach for me when things get serious.

You teach biology? Because you’re making my heart rate increase significantly.

Are you a department meeting? Because I want to discuss our joint objectives.

I must be your lesson plan because I want you to spend time preparing me.

You’re like office hours – the personal attention I’ve been seeking.

You must be prom because you’re the night I’ve been waiting for all year.

Are you senior year? Because you’re the culmination of everything I want.

I must be your homeroom because I want to start every day with you.

You teach AP classes? Because you’re definitely advanced placement in my heart.

Are you graduation day? Because you represent everything I’ve worked toward.

I must be a letter jacket because I want everyone to know I’m yours.

You’re like senior privileges – exclusive and exactly what I’ve earned.

Are you the yearbook committee? Because you’re capturing all my best moments.

I must be a college application because I’m trying to get accepted by you.

You teach SAT prep? Because you’re helping me score big in life.

Are you a school dance? Because you make me want to move.

I must be a class ring because I want to be a symbol of our time together.

You’re like varsity sports – competitive and worth all the training.

Are you senior skip day? Because you make me want to break the rules.

I must be a hall pass because I need permission to approach you.

You teach driver’s education? Because you’re steering me in the right direction.

Are you a scholarship? Because you’re the reward I’ve been hoping for.

I must be a school newspaper because I want to report on our story.

You’re like the senior parking lot – worth the wait and totally exclusive.

Are you a guidance counselor? Because you’re helping me plan my future.

I must be a team captain because I want to lead you to victory.

You teach economics? Because you’re definitely a good investment.

Are you a school assembly? Because you have my complete attention.

I must be a varsity letter because I want to represent you with pride.

You’re like commencement – the beginning of something beautiful.

You must have a PhD because you’re schooling me in attraction.

Are you tenure track? Because I want to commit to you long-term.

I must be your research assistant because I want to work closely with you.

You teach graduate courses? Because you’re taking my education to the next level.

Are you a sabbatical? Because you’re the break from routine I need.

I must be your office hours because I want your undivided attention.

You’re like a research grant – competitive but absolutely worth pursuing.

Are you peer review? Because I value your professional opinion.

I must be a dissertation because I want you to spend years working on me.

You teach seminars? Because you create intimate learning environments.

Are you a conference presentation? Because you command the room.

I must be your favorite journal because you keep coming back to me.

You’re like academic freedom – liberating and exactly what I’ve been seeking.

Are you a department chair? Because you’re clearly in charge here.

I must be your teaching load because I want to be your responsibility.

You teach doctoral students? Because you bring out the best in people.

Are you continuing education? Because I want to keep learning from you.

I must be your research methodology because I want to be your approach.

You’re like emeritus status – distinguished and worthy of respect.

Are you a faculty meeting? Because I want to collaborate with you.

I must be your syllabus because I want to outline our future together.

You teach night classes? Because you illuminate even the darkest hours.

Are you a thesis committee? Because I want your approval on my life choices.

I must be your favorite textbook because you keep referencing me.

You’re like academic tenure – the security I’ve been working toward.

You must teach calculus because you’re helping me find my limits.

Are you geometry? Because you’ve got all the right angles.

I must be algebra because I’m trying to solve for X, and X equals you.

You teach statistics? Because the probability of us together looks promising.

Are you a math problem? Because I want to work on you all night.

I must be pi because I’m irrational when it comes to you.

You’re like a perfect equation – balanced and beautiful.

Are you trigonometry? Because you make my heart sine and cosine.

I must be a calculator because I want to help you with your problems.

You teach fractions? Because you complete my whole.

Are you a coordinate plane? Because you’re the center of my world.

I must be an asymptote because I’m always getting closer to you.

You’re like a mathematical proof – logical and absolutely convincing.

Are you calculus? Because you’re integral to my happiness.

I must be a variable because my value changes when I’m with you.

You teach geometry? Because you’re definitely acute.

Are you a graph? Because you show me exactly where I want to be.

I must be a theorem because I want to be proven by you.

You’re like the quadratic formula – complex but worth memorizing.

Are you multiplication? Because you make everything bigger and better.

I must be a denominator because I want to be under you.

You teach pre-calc? Because you’re preparing me for something amazing.

Are you a mathematical constant? Because you never change how perfect you are.

I must be a word problem because I want you to figure me out.

You’re like infinity – beyond my comprehension but absolutely fascinating.

You must teach chemistry because we’ve got serious molecular attraction.

Are you physics? Because you’re demonstrating the laws of attraction perfectly.

I must be a lab experiment because I react differently when you’re around.

You teach biology? Because you make my heart beat faster.

Are you the periodic table? Because you’re sodium fine.

I must be a hypothesis because I want you to test me out.

You’re like gravity – keeping my feet on the ground but my head in the clouds.

Are you a chemical reaction? Because you’re creating heat.

I must be an atom because I’m attracted to your positive energy.

You teach earth science? Because you rock my world.

Are you DNA? Because you’re essential to my existence.

I must be a microscope because I want to get a closer look at you.

You’re like photosynthesis – turning light into something beautiful.

Are you a lab safety sheet? Because you’re important and I should pay attention.

I must be a beaker because I want to hold your solutions.

You teach astronomy? Because you’re my sun, moon, and stars.

Are you evolution? Because you’re helping me become a better person.

I must be a Bunsen burner because you’re lighting my fire.

You’re like the scientific method – logical, reliable, and worth following.

Are you a test tube? Because I want to mix things up with you.

I must be kinetic energy because I can’t stop moving toward you.

You teach environmental science? Because you’re naturally beautiful.

Are you a catalyst? Because you speed up all my reactions.

I must be a lab report because I want to document our results together.

You’re like the speed of light – constant and absolutely brilliant.

You must teach literature because you’re poetry in motion.

Are you Shakespeare? Because you make my heart speak in sonnets.

I must be a rough draft because I need your editing.

You teach grammar? Because you’re making me feel properly excited.

Are you a metaphor? Because you’re helping me understand love.

I must be a thesis statement because I want to make my point with you.

You’re like a classic novel – timeless and worth reading again.

Are you alliteration? Because you’re absolutely amazing and articulate.

I must be a comma because I want to give you pause.

You teach creative writing? Because you inspire my imagination.

Are you a plot twist? Because you’ve changed everything.

I must be an essay because I want you to grade me favorably.

You’re like perfect punctuation – you complete every sentence.

Are you a library? Because I want to check you out repeatedly.

I must be a bookmark because I want to save my place with you.

You teach poetry? Because you make ordinary words extraordinary.

Are you a simile? Because you’re like everything I’ve ever wanted.

I must be a paragraph because I want to be well-structured around you.

You’re like a bestseller – popular and absolutely worth the investment.

Are you an exclamation point? Because you add excitement to everything!

I must be a rough draft because I’m hoping for your revisions.

You teach journalism? Because you’re definitely front-page news.

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.

I must be a pen because I want to write our story together.

You’re like a happy ending – exactly what I’ve been reading toward.

You must teach ancient history because you’re a classic beauty.

Are you the Renaissance? Because you’re bringing art back to my life.

I must be a historical document because I want to be preserved by you.

You teach world history? Because you’re expanding my horizons.

Are you the Declaration of Independence? Because you represent freedom.

I must be a timeline because I want to mark important moments with you.

You’re like a historical landmark – significant and worth visiting repeatedly.

Are you archaeology? Because you’re uncovering feelings I thought were buried.

I must be a primary source because I want to give you firsthand experience.

You teach American history? Because you’re making me proud to be here.

Are you the Industrial Revolution? Because you’re changing everything.

I must be a museum because I want to preserve our memories.

You’re like a historical treaty – binding and mutually beneficial.

Are you the Enlightenment? Because you’re illuminating my understanding.

I must be a historical figure because I want to be remembered by you.

You teach European history? Because you’re absolutely regal.

Are you a time machine? Because you make me want to spend forever with you.

I must be an artifact because I want to be discovered by you.

You’re like the founding of America – revolutionary and inspiring.

Are you historical preservation? Because you’re keeping my heart intact.

I must be a history textbook because I want you to study me intensively.

You’re like the Renaissance masters – creating something beautiful and lasting.